Who doesn't love Christmas? Anyone with misophonia, that's who. If all your holiday joy gets sucked out the chimney every time someone crunches on a stupid candy cane* then this is the sweatshirt for you.

A cute and only slightly passive-aggressive way to let people know that they should stop blaring music and having full-blown calls on speakerphone, thank you very much.

Or if someone in your life glares at you every time you scroll through insta with your sound on, get them this sweatshirt to show them you understand their pain, even if you can't change your antisocial ways.

Perfect Christmas gift for someone with misophonia!

*Not your fault, candy canes: you are pretty and delicious and I will continue to eat you in secret so that I can't be accused of being a holiday hypocrite.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Santa speakerphone graphic by LoopAll at Canva Pro

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Because this product is made to order, we cannot accept returns unless the item is damaged or not as described. Please see the size chart below and choose wisely!

Good morning to everyone… except those on speakerphone!

This mug is the perfect way to sip your morning coffee while sending an ever-so-slightly passive-aggressive message to anyone around you who dares to play their videos out loud in public. Better yet, gift it to the perpetrator...

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Because this product is made to order, we cannot accept returns unless the item is damaged or not as described. Please choose wisely!

Good morning to everyone… except those on speakerphone.

Wear this cosy hoodie to hide your headphones and block your peripheral vision, while sending a subtle message to all those noisy phone users.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Because this product is made to order, we cannot accept returns unless the item is damaged or not as described. Please see the size chart below and choose wisely!

Good morning to everyone... except those on speakerphone!

This oversized tee is perfect for looking super laid back while you silently judge everyone in earshot watching videos on speaker. Put your headphones on and let your shirt do the talking.

• 100% premium carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• High moisture absorbency
• Unisex style
• Oversized fit with drop shoulders
• Ribbed collar
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Because this product is made to order, we cannot accept returns unless the item is damaged or not as described. Please see the size chart below and choose wisely!

Good morning to everyone except those on speakerphone!

This unisex tee is perfect for looking laid back while you silently wish everyone would put their headphones on and stop having full-blown phones calls on speaker, thank you very much.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Because this product is made to order, we cannot accept returns unless the item is damaged or not as described. Please see the size chart below and choose wisely!

Good morning to everyone... except those on speakerphone!

This unisex tee is perfect for looking laid back while you silently wish everyone would put their headphones on and stop having full-blown phones calls on speaker, thank you very much.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Because this product is made to order, we cannot accept returns unless the item is damaged or not as described. Please see the size chart below and choose wisely!

Good morning to everyone except those on speakerphone!

This organic cotton tee heavyweight is perfect for sending a subtle message to everyone refusing to use headphones while watching videos in public.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Because this product is made to order, we cannot accept returns unless the item is damaged or not as described. Please see the size chart below and choose wisely!

Good morning to everyone except those on speakerphone!

This heavyweight, oversized T-shirt is perfect for looking laid back while you quietly wish everyone would put their headphones on and stop having full-blown phones calls on speaker, thank you very much.

• 100% carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.1 oz. /yd. ² (240 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Boxy, oversized fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Wide neck ribbing
• Tear-away label
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Because this product is made to order, we cannot accept returns unless the item is damaged or not as described. Please see the size chart below and choose wisely!

Good morning to everyone… except those on speakerphone.

Wear this cosy hoodie to hide your headphones and block your peripheral vision, while sending a subtle message to all those noisy phone users.

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Because this product is made to order, we cannot accept returns unless the item is damaged or not as described. Please see the size chart below and choose wisely!

Good morning to everyone… except those on speakerphone.

Wear this cosy hoodie to hide your headphones and block your peripheral vision, while sending a subtle message to all those noisy phone users.

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Because this product is made to order, we cannot accept returns unless the item is damaged or not as described. Please see the size chart below and choose wisely!

Good morning to everyone… except those on speakerphone.

Wear this cute cropped hoodie to hide your headphones and block your peripheral vision, while sending a subtle message to all those noisy phone users.

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Because this product is made to order, we cannot accept returns unless the item is damaged or not as described. Please see the size chart below and choose wisely!

Good morning to everyone except those on speakerphone!

This heavyweight, oversized T-shirt is perfect for looking laid back while you quietly wish everyone would put their headphones on and stop having full-blown phones calls on speaker, thank you very much.

• 100% carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.1 oz. /yd. ² (240 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Boxy, oversized fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Wide neck ribbing
• Tear-away label
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Because this product is made to order, we cannot accept returns unless the item is damaged or not as described. Please see the size chart below and choose wisely!